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I was invited once to go to Seattle to watch the Ducks play the Dawgs by a friend (dawg fan) whose job entitled him to what was supposed to be a television sponsored breakfast. He lied. I showed up at the breakfast wearing my usual green at what turned out to be a UW alumni breakfast and...

I see the Ducks are heavily favored for Saturdays game against the evil empire of the North. They certainly have the motivation and a desire for some big payback. GO DUCKS !!!!

True story......Last week my name appeared under death notices in the local newspaper. So far my wife hasn't gotten a single call of condolences only to be disappointed that I was still okay and it was the other guy with the same name. I'm not sure how I should feel about...

My grandkids tease me about my memory. But they won't be laughing when they look under the Christmas tree and there won't be any eggs.

I had just seated myself in an English Lit class at the UO campus when the professor announced no class today. I though that's good but then he said the President had been shot. Not good. I hurried to the student union but it was crowded with students trying to get close to a tv so I...

Okay.....butt where's her proof of insurance?

Ducks played an uninspired game but still put 39 on the board against the terps. Better be more inspired next week as Wisconsin could be tough. GO DUCKS !

After visiting the thread about why fish are swallowing the hook, I found these funnies... What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift. Where do boobs go to eat. To a breastaraunt. What do you call the area between two breast implants? Silicon Valley There...

Thanks for the info, It was kind of a tongue in cheek question even though I wasn't familiar with the terms. Googling "boobies" got me into a lot of fun stuff that had nothing to do with fishing until I googled "boobies in fishing" and sure enough there it was just like you said.

So....what the hell are blobs and boobies? I guess I haven't fished long enough.

My bad, but my excuse is that was when I was undergoing my hip surgery so probably missed a lot.

Just learned of John Gierach's passing on Oct. 3. Great writer and one of the best and my favorite.

Madras........ah yes.........All my D river float trips started at Abby's Pizza. All suggestions so far are good ones.

Ducks looking fairly impressive against Illinois so far. Just might keep the No. 1 ranking for another week.

We put playing cards on our bikes with clothes pins so the cards would flap on the spokes and make our bikes sound like motorcycles.

It's Bob Duck the hippy dippy weatherman.......with all the metal in me now I can detect changes in atmospheric pressure.

Thanks all.....Those words have been said a lot these last 2 weeks and never more deeply felt or warmly said. Now to start tying for next year !

Had a great day fishing a small cascades lake. Weather great and fish cooperated. Loaded boat on trailer and ready to head home when I saw a nice looking lava rock and decided to take it home for the back yard. Bent over, lost my balance and fell and knew I was seriously hurt. No cell...

I particularly liked the ending.