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The issue doesn't seem that complicated to me. I believe that fishery regulations are intended to maintain the health and vitality of the fishery and, in this case are probably based on some statistics that show that fly-only waters tend to be 'more of this' or 'less than that'. I don't...

If its on the internet, it must be true!

I'm not quite sure if I can fully buy into that description. Did you consider something along these lines? This mug exhibits conceptualistic inuendo, pyramided upon spatial forbearance, yet is altogether tokenish of tactile cosmological luminosity.

If these pique your interest, check out local food banks, the local schools, libraries, and consider joining Rotary. Food banks often need help stocking their shelves, assisting 'shoppers' or preparing food packages. (It's a bloody shame that our society condones food insecurity!) High...

Mama said there were bidets like this.

You joke... When I was in architectural school we had a lecture from someone who had worked for a famous French architect known as Le Corbusier. He had come up with this same idea, but for real. He called it something like douche a merde. Yet one more example of truth being stranger than fiction.

I guess you didn't recognize the quote from My Cousin Vinny... Joe Pesci says something about a yout, and the judge (Ed Gwynn) says: Did you just say Yout?

Did you say YOUT?

I'm reminded of Charlie Bucket's dad in Willy Wonka... He was fired from a menial job in a factory and replaced with a robot, only to be hired back (at a much higher wage) to repair the same robot. This is only partially meant in jest. I believe there will always be a need for skilled humans...

When I die, I'd like to go peacefully, like my grandfather... Not screaming with terror, like his passengers.

Deja Vu... all over again. What is it about that bridge that confuses drivers?

My girlfriend is looking to buy her first pair of waders. We tried Orvis Clearwater, but the sizing seems a bit odd, and their booties are too small for her. She fit nicely into my Dryft front-zips, but they're a bit too expensive for her at this point. Any suggestions from those with...

Keep in mind that EMS (Eastern Mountain Sports) is still an active competitor on the east coast. It may be that there ain't room in this here town for the two of 'em.

It should work perfectly!

I buy a 6' cedar fence slat, cut it into pieces, and use it to plank steelhead and salmon on my gas grill. No soaking needed; just put the fish on the plank and put the plank ion the grill. The subtle cedar flavor and smoke really complement the taste of the fish.

Regs aside, I've found that the trout go nuts over egg patterns - especially when fished just downstream of the redds. (If you do fish during any spawning time, please be very circumspect as to where you walk so you don't damage the redds!)

Person 1: My grandfather thinks he's a chicken. Person 2: Why don't you have him involuntarily committed? Person 1: We would, but we need the eggs.

A Yank went to Ireland to see the old country, and was chatting in a small town pub with Farley the barkeep. Knowing that the Yank was interested in local history, he started to expound. 'D'ye see that church over there? That was built by O'Reilly. O'Reilly the church builder they called him...

A man wanders into a cathouse looking for action. The madam tells him that the place is almost booked up, and they've got more ladies than open rooms. Not to worry though, they can use the roof. This seems to suit the gentleman, and so off they go. In the throes of passion they misstep and fall...

A lady goes into a butcher shop and says to the butcher: Butcher! Gimme a chicken, and make sure it's clean! The butcher hands the lady a chicken on a piece of waxed paper. She sniffs under the legs; she sniffs under the wings; she sniffs the cavity; she sniffs the neck end. Finally she looks...