Hooked up!

Steve Vaughn

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@Buzzy mentioned something in the "Safety" thread that I thought might make an interesting / funny / informative thread on its own. Stories of how we've hooked ourselves or someone else, I suppose. I'll start with 3 incidents that stand out in my fading memory from a lifetime of fishing. There were probably more but others were of little significance due to the use of barbless hooks in more recent times. Sorry in the advance for the long story.

The first doesn't involve fly fishing and actually we weren't even fishing at the time but launching dad's boat from the village launch ramp in Penn Yan, NY, which we did almost every Sunday morning. Two things conspired in the "hookup" on this day. One: my father installed 'U' brackets under the gunnel of his small aluminum boat to hold the bows for his boat cover. Two: He had a habit of hanging lures from them rather than putting we lures back in his tackle box. As he started the motor and put it in reverse, I was on the dock guiding the boat back a few feet to jump in when my seat came by. As was my habit, as the boat slowly moved backwards, I slide my hands along the gunnel at which point the middle finger on my left hand became solidly attached to a Rapala Minnow which was solidly attached to the boat. Of course, dad was looking backwards with the motor running under his head as I dug my heals in the stop the boat with my right hand, so he didn't hear me yelling at him. When he couldn't figure out why the boat wasn't moving, he turned around and saw the situation. The look on his face was one I had and would see many times in our adventures together where his mistake led to my injuries (many long stories there). The lure was buried well beyond the barb and dad was too squeamish to deal with it (interesting because he was a ski patrolman in the winter), so I suggested we run up to the hospital because my girlfriend's father would be just getting there to check on his patients. I will spare you the story of the hook removal.

The next incident occurred while fly fishing the Rochester, NY local brown trout stream one windy evening. This happened while I still had hair and didn't routinely wear a hat. While making a rather long cast with the wind from my casting side (yeah, you see this coming) with a somewhat large, overly hackled dry fly I noticed the line moving forward drift over my head. Before I could duck that cream colored dry was buried in in the part on top of my head. It is amazing how much force there is in 20-30' of fly line sailing toward a target. It almost pushed me over. Well, there I was fly line hanging in my face and this fly on top of my head, so I was certainly going to need assistance in getting this barbed hook out. I cut off the tippet as close as I could and started for the parking lot. Since it was quite windy there weren't too many folks around, but I did run into a guy heading down the trail from the lot toward me. My problem was obvious because he started laughing 10' away from me and the SOB wanted no part of pulling that hook out. He suggested I find the doctor in Scottsville and walked way busting a gut. Oddly enough, that afternoon before heading out the latest issue of Fly Fisherman had arrived, and I skimmed an article called "How to release yourself". How ironic. To add more insult to injury, the only doctor's office in Scottsville was a pediatrician, who was still open. So there I sat in a tiny kid's chair in the waiting room with kids asking their mom, "what's that thing on that guy's head?" The doctor took one look at me and took pity on my situation usuring me into the exam room. Fortunately, she had recently learned of the technique in the Fly Fisherman article of running a line around the hook bend, pressing down on the eye of the hook and yanking it out so the barb passes out the hole it made coming in. I was back fishing (more carefully) in half an hour, and she didn't charge me figuring I paid with embarrassment.

Finally, the third incident didn't actually end up hooking me but was a scary reminder of the message @Buzzy was bringing up in the other thread - wearing glasses while fishing. My friend (only person I knew when I moved to Washington) called and asked if I wanted to join him and his wife on a float with Steve Joyce. You bet I do. It was a great day, doing a split float(s) on two parts of the canyon. I was in the back of the boat when an errant cast by his wife hit me square in the cheek, just below my right eye. We were nymphing, so I don't know if it was the fly or a split shot on the line, but it was quite a smack though I didn't get hooked. I was wearing glasses, but this reinforced my commitment to always wear glasses when fishing. Now I have to wear them just to see, but at the time I didn't.
 
I have hooked myself a few times with a fly, but I have always had a barb smashed down so no big deal.
I hooked the wife in the ear while bone fishing in Hawaii.
To say she was pissed would be an understatement.
The hook didn't get embedded in her ear, but it bled pretty good.
While fishing the Kettle river I was using a spinner and caught a big RB and as I was gonna land it the lure came off the fish and into my hand, four out of six barbs in my hand, it hunt like crazy for a week.
My daughter hooked her brother with a top water bass plug, both learned a lesson from that.
Barbed hook removal was done with plyers, on three. pull the hook on two.
 
Believe it or not, I have never hooked myself or anyone else with a fly. Now branches, trees, rocks, grass, and floating devices are a whole 'nother story.

The only time I have hooked myself was with a Rapala. It required a visit to the ER to get it removed...
 
I buried a 4/0 right into my forefinger to the bend (entered just past the top of my fingernail). I'm really glad I crimp my barbs....
 
Old story
I was fishing Blue Creek with the crowds back in the late '80s. It was so long ago I think it was the '80s. This guy gets a hook right behind his ear, in his skull and his friend is freaking out more than he is and wants to take him to the hospital. I said, I'll pull that thing out for you and his friends just freaking out saying I shouldn't be involved I am not a doctor etc etc. I say don't be a p**** like your friend, I'll pull it out for you and it won't hurt. I pulled the old routine on three..... pulled it out on two he had no clue. Someone gave him a Band-Aid and he fished the rest of the day and his friend gave me the evil eye. Pretty funny.
 
I was about 12 miles out from the road in BWCA one late fall and trolling a jointed rapala as I traveled back towards the car at the end of a five day trip. Hooked an 8-10 pound northern. Hadn’t brought a net as this was a jig fishing walleye trip and I was trying to travel light. The pike did the typical northern thing of playing tired and then diving when you reach for them and I ended up with two points of a barbed treble hook in my hand with the fish still in the water thrashing around. Got the fish unhooked and thought I could paddle out like that- until I tried it. Made it to the nearby portage and after many painful attempts managed to tear it out with a needle nose. Long trip back to the car and then home. Quite possibly the worst outdoors stupid thing I have managed so far.
 
I buried a 4/0 right into my forefinger to the bend (entered just past the top of my fingernail). I'm really glad I crimp my barbs....
That was also a 4/0 Ahrex Bluewater (not the thin wire musky hooks I use for them) down in Baja. I bled all over Francisco's boat, the Cuervo Especial...
 
Buried an orange and red marabou fly behind my ear while fishing at Ringold a number of years ago. Most embarrassing part was sitting in ER with everyone admiring my “earring” that missed my ear lobe. Doctor numbed the area and pulled it out. It did have a barb. Now all my flies are on barbless hooks or a pinched barb.
 
My friend had his plug rod laying on the floor of the boat and his dog got his paw into a treble hook that was also hooked to the carpet. I cut the lure free from the rod and the carpet, and then I got to do the monofilament loop barbed hook removal trick on a Jack Russel terrier. So I got that under my belt.
 
I was low holed by a guy as I was approaching the tailout. As he started wading in I thought “maybe he’s going to fish the top of the next run”. He of course went right to the sweet spot of the tailout.

He had been fishing it for no more than a minute or two before he stuck the fly right between his shoulder blades! I watched him flail for a bit before he waded back to the bank to remove his outer layer that the fly was stuck in. He slunk off in shame.
Instant karma!
 
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several of us aboard our 32' Uniflite, bouncing chrome bars 12 miles offshore at the deep reef ling hole, hear a yell, one of our buddies had buried the tine of a 4/0 treble hook through the base of his thumb to the bone. Cut the split ring with dikes, headed in and drove him to the local ER.."we're not touching that"...drove him over the hill to the Stanford medical center where that evening a hand surgeon removed it..his first words leaving the hospital...'take me to the nearest fucking bar'
 
It was the late 70s. I was trippin' on root beer and Herfy's french fries. The deep shag carpet was groovy, unti it WASN'T!

The Victim - one stitch

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I’ve only hooked myself once with a fly…size 8 wooly buggar, fully wound up with a single hand skagit cast and buried it to the bend behind my ear. I tried for ten minutes, but could not get it out by myself even with the barb mashed down. I said screw it and cut it off and kept fishing. My Godson who was on his first fly fishing trip came by and look at me…he thought I was shot. Had him pull it out with the hemo’s
 
Shad fishing at Bonneville, Oregon side. Trying to get my lead-head, barbed "fly" out as far as I could, and then down in the water column. I'm a lefty and the wind was blowing upstream. Recipe for disaster.

On what turned out to be the premature last cast of the day, on a backcast, I saw this pink leadhead bullet making a beeline right at me. Thwack- right in the lip. I was hooked and bleeding like a stuck pig, which basically I guess I was. I didn't have a good pair of pliers to get it out, so I walked over to my neighbor, a hispanic fella who didn't know much English. I said hi and he turned and looked at me, and his eyes bugged out of his head. He had a pair of rusty, shad-scale-coated needle nose and we worked to bend the barb down and then the hook came out easily. It healed really well, which was surprising to me.

This wasn't a good time to do it, but the monofilament trick is really a useful thing to learn.
 
Had an extraordinarily dumbass moment once while plugging for kings by myself. Was checkin' out a few spots before picking up friends later in the day, had a 20-25lb king in the net and reached into the net to unhook it without pliers. Unlike my normal setup of trailing treble only, I left the belly treble on this particular K-16 AND PROMPTLY FORGOT ABOUT IT...until the fish and I became one for a far too uncomfortably long time. Long story short, I had to dispatch the fish to unhook it, then drive downstream a few miles where a friend was fishing, borrow their pliers to remove the hook, use some of their bourbon to disinfect, then duct taped it all up, went and picked up friends, and kept on fishing.

Don't keep scrolling if you're squeamish.












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I have hooked myself a few times with a fly, but I have always had a barb smashed down so no big deal.
I hooked the wife in the ear while bone fishing in Hawaii.
To say she was pissed would be an understatement.
The hook didn't get embedded in her ear, but it bled pretty good.
While fishing the Kettle river I was using a spinner and caught a big RB and as I was gonna land it the lure came off the fish and into my hand, four out of six barbs in my hand, it hunt like crazy for a week.
My daughter hooked her brother with a top water bass plug, both learned a lesson from that.
Barbed hook removal was done with plyers, on three. pull the hook on two.
 
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