NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Since I just bought an almost identical car, I prefer this
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Yup i thought it was funny over a decade ago when grilles on new models all looked like Darth Vader helmets. Really dislike the “over”designed

 

[joefromchicago]

Since I just bought an almost identical car, I prefer this
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Which reminds me: Why do storm troopers wear body armor if it won't stop a laser gun blast?

 

[Smokey Bear]

I take a knife with me everywhere except courthouses and planes.

Exactly. Always have at least one on me.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Some of these are pretty cleaver!

 

[Zak]

Some of these are pretty cleaver!

Better than being dull.

 

[Buzzy]

Better than being dull.

That’s quite sharp of you.

 

[_WW_]

This thread just turned very cutting edge.

 

[FinLuver]

Honing in on a good thread (as it develops).

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Better than being dull.

Sharp comment , you have honed your cleaver skills.

 

[Jim F.]

Oh just strop it you guys . . .

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Oh just strop it you guys . . .

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Double entendre’ whittlin’

 

[Mossback]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Sounds like the ideology of the American voter

 

[Zak]

Oh just strop it you guys . . .

These jokes are pretty edgy!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

The jokes are okay , just whittle ones.

 

[Zak]

The jokes are okay , just whittle ones.

It's nice to see some razor sharp wit!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

It's nice to see some razor sharp wit!

I never forget my sharpenin’ stone duh

 

[Jim F.]

These jokes are pretty edgy!

Any time you want more damn knife jokes, just Damascus . . .

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Any time you want more damn knife jokes, just Damascus . . .

Oh come on! Buckup!