NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
"After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

“Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things!”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
 
An old farmer, in the south, has an apple tree next to a pond, on his "back forty". One evening he drives his truck there, to pick some apples, he gets out of the truck and grabs his bucket. He then sees two women that were skinny dipping in his pond. Immediately one of the women stated loudly.. "If you think we are getting out of this pond, you are crazy"....The farmer simply held up the bucket and stated loudly.. "Suit yourselves.. I'm just here to feed the gators."
 
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