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If I were to wear lycra, which I don't. I would comically stuff the front. Like really rockstar style and lean back letting my hips and faux bulge and zucchini lead the way wherever I went. Not overboard. But noticeable. I would also adopt a Liverpool accent. Why? I'm not sure but it feels right to complete the character.

Ya know, you kind of have to position the wobbly bits, high, font and center so you don't crush them onto the "saddle". When you're off the bike, you look like an out of place ballet dancer as you wait in line for your espresso.

Another fun fact: one does not wear underwear under the lycra. Kind of like a kilt, but not as airy.

A few mental images for when you all drift off to sleep tonight.

You're welcome.
 
Ya know, you kind of have to position the wobbly bits, high, font and center so you don't crush them onto the "saddle". When you're off the bike, you look like an out of place ballet dancer as you wait in line for your espresso.

Another fun fact: one does not wear underwear under the lycra. Kind of like a kilt, but not as airy.
Another fun fact that padded lycra bike shorts feel like you dropped a big load in them.

A few mental images for when you all drift off to sleep tonight.

You're welcome.
^^^
 
Ya know, you kind of have to position the wobbly bits, high, font and center so you don't crush them onto the "saddle". When you're off the bike, you look like an out of place ballet dancer as you wait in line for your espresso.

Another fun fact: one does not wear underwear under the lycra. Kind of like a kilt, but not as airy.

A few mental images for when you all drift off to sleep tonight.

You're welcome.

The saddle yes. You mean that thing that tenderises your bits. And they wonder why they are losing fertility and nuts. Your literally wearing Spandex and sitting on a hard tiny item. It's so bad you buy padded shorts. But no, we can't make a comfortable seat. I think Bill Gates is behind it all in an effort to lower population.
 
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