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An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren...

Sad, isn't it!

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man sitting next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still...

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Boston. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says...

No fishing or wrenching here. Neighbor/friends have been in Florida for just over 3 months and we've be watering their plants and tending the yard. Oh yeah, I almost forgot; sold four fly rods and a vise for a little over $6000. :love:

For sale here locally. Wonder if I should buy it? https://prescott.craigslist.org/ele/d/chino-valley-solar-portable-1000-watt/7733984290.html

I make sure to read my wife's horoscope first thing every morning so I can know what kind of day I'll be having.

I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth .

Goodwill/thrift stores quite often have Costco brand, Woolrich and Savane shorts. Never had to pay more than $7 for a pair. At times, they're brand new! Got a buttload of them. ;)

Have used these with much success surf fishing the Gulf of Mexico the last 2 years now. Easy to pack. https://riggedandready.net/products/smuggler-max-carp-predator-surf-travel-rod-case-nano-carbon-3-6m-3-2m-rod-options-3-3-5lb-tc-7-x-59cm-sections-2-tips-case-66cm

Olight user.

Mother Nature?

"Dead Ringers". Bizarre!

Are you talking about "Rocco Schiavone; Ice Cold Murders"?

Started "Shogun" on Hulu last night.

I told my psychiatrist I had an imaginary girlfriend. He said "You can do better". I replied I didn't think so. He said he was talking to her.....