NFR Humor

[Cowlitz Bottomfeeder]

Sorry ya just made me frown.

Sorry. The title of the thread is “humor “. I was trying to make you laugh.

 

[flybill]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Sorry. The title of the thread is “humor “. I was trying to make you laugh.

I don’t nor ever had a tumor…

 

[cdnred]

 

[Old406Kid]

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”

Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[mark wlker]

I have decided to never fish with anyone who calls me "chum".

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I have decided to never fish with anyone who calls me "chum".

I would feel the same way about being called Toolie.

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[SteelHeadDave]

 

[cdnred]

 

[cdnred]

 

[flybill]

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

 

[Kfish]

I noticed this while replacing my daughter's iPad case.
The many layers of hell!

 

[flybill]

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Might need my 15' 9/10 to turn that over!!

 

[Trout Trekker]

 

[John Svahn]

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Legendary salmon angler Bill Schaadt had a similar fly for similar use he called the gilette fly because the soldered razors onto the hooks.