NFR Humor (No political jokes)

clarkman · Jan 12, 2024

almost more factual than humor, but I laughed...

flybill · Jan 12, 2024

DanielOcean said:
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I guess she was from Soap Lake! @Billy ???

Stonedfish · Jan 13, 2024

JudyM · Jan 13, 2024

Stonedfish said:
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Heart attacks/strokes when the new bill arrives....

mark wlker · Jan 13, 2024

I told a joke on a zoom meeting but nobody laughed.
Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Mukman · Jan 13, 2024

My wife yelled at me from the bedroom: “Do you ever get a shooting pain in your side like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?”

I yelled “No”

After a pause, she said “How about now?”

Bambooflyguy · Jan 13, 2024

Shawn Seeger · Jan 13, 2024

Safety 3rd...

Mukman · Jan 13, 2024

I was in bed and just about asleep, when my wife quietly asked, “If you could know the time and cause of your future death, would you want to know?”

I said, “No way!”

She said, “OK, never mind then.”

Mukman · Jan 13, 2024

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, “Aren’t you concerned I might be a serial killer?”

I said, “No. The odds of two serial killers in one car are astronomical.”

flybill · Jan 14, 2024

joefromchicago · Jan 14, 2024

flybill said:
I guess she was from Soap Lake! @Billy ???

Beat me to it. Was going to reply "Looks like a Soap Lake "too pretty for me reject.""

I

Soap Lake gurl jokes.

Capt Insano Emeritis · Jan 14, 2024

Mukman said:
My wife yelled at me from the bedroom: “Do you ever get a shooting pain in your side like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?”

I yelled “No”

After a pause, she said “How about now?”

Capt Insano Emeritis · Jan 14, 2024

Well I discovered a FB page, The Real Soap Lake for Locals. I now know what the most disgusting joke ever is… BTW, I have made a small effort to join in on the inside jokes here, and I largely do not get them.