The toys are too loud. Need a ALCOHOL SOLUTION!!

[JimTravers¤£a!!Travers]

I highly advise an ALCOHOL SOLUTION for your regular old run o' the mill holiday issues. These holidays these days there's always one of these toys that talks!!!! These kids just keep em going all day. You can't even tell what it's saying!!! I told em TURN IT OFF but they didn't turn it off!!! They don't listen!!! 'pparently I'm not supposed to tell em to shut up.

Couple hours back I reached for a BROWN LIQUOR instead. Doin' the trick!!! Now I'm shouting even louder than the toys and the kids!!!! Drowning em out as well as the other adults!!!

When these kids get annoying at the big extended family holidays you need anACOHOL SOLUTION!!!! I HIGHLY ADVISE

 

[mcswny]

 

[O' Clarkii Stomias]

We got these kids comin' in!

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

My father once (jokingly) said to me.......I'd rather have a "bottle in front of me" than a "frontal lobotomy ". As I recall, it was sometime during the holidays. Cheers

 

[Zak]

Glad to see you here, @JimTravers¤£a!!Travers

 

[Merle]

Jim you have no idea how much we’ve missed you over here! Welcome!

 

[Tom Butler]

Santa really delivered!

 

[Buzzy]

I think Travers is Scoones. I've been wrong once or twice.

 

[Matt B]

Not Traversesess’ strongest material but still a welcome seasonal diversion, and, more consequentially, evidence of the growing influence and gravitational draw of the PNWFF Empire.

 

[JACKspASS]

 

[Rob Allen]

Not into getting drunk but I did partake in a nice Glenmorenge, Or however it's spelled, this evening.

 

[RCF]

Christmas toys, parents best friend...

Dead batteries!

 

[TicTokCroc]

I think this is the best Christmas gift of all...

 

[flybill]

I think Travers is Scoones. I've been wrong once or twice.

Oddly, I've never seen them together.... hmmmmm....

 

[Matt B]

Reminds me of one of my favorite songs to come out in 2023



I’m livin‘ in a brass bell and it’s too loud, it’s so loud