NFR Humor

[Jake Watrous]

View attachment 65100

It's a twofer. Unintentional(?) bit: Who carries a rod like that?!?

 

[Dloy]

A beat down dejected shrivel contemplating a bullet.

 

[Clean Willy]

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Kfish]

 

[joefromchicago]

View attachment 64641

Mitch Hedberg Target joke:

"The other day I tried to walk into a Target store..........and I missed. There should be splattered bodies around the entrance to a Target store.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

"The editor of a fishing magazine once wrote to a writer saying' "We've been running the same old stories for too long, we need something unique, you know , new." The writer wrote back saying, " Well, let's see, trout 'bass, pike and panfish have all been discovered, the fish hook has been invented, I guess I can't help you."

John Gierach, "The View from Rat Lake"

 

[Porter2]

That’s it…. Can’t remember all my logins…. I’m changing them all to ‘Kenny’. All I will have are Kenny Logins.

Read this on a reader board on Bothell way.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[joefromchicago]

After watching a montage of weight-lifting fails, isn't it amazing how many of these people aren't strong enough to tighten down the chucks on the bar?

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mossback]

You know you're getting old when you're tying your shoes and find yourself asking what else you should be doing as long as you're down there.

 

[Herkileez]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

You know you're getting old when you're tying your shoes and find yourself asking what else you should be doing as long as you're down there.

I don’t need a reminder cup. I am reminded everytime she pinches me and I pinch her right back which does not always end as well as intended.

 

[joefromchicago]

You know you're getting old when you're tying your shoes and find yourself asking what else you should be doing as long as you're down there.

...or you think step-in shoes are the greatest invention ever.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

...or you think step-in shoes are the greatest invention ever.

They are…

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Crocs are old people's friend...Unless, it's icey out..
Which, of course, reminds me of one of my stories: (Thanks for asking)
A few winters ago, I was just parking my truck in front of a sporting goods store, when I saw a fellow senior crossing the street. (He was wearing Crocs which don't do well on ice), when he slipped and fell onto the pavement. I jumped from my pickup and rushed over to see if he wanted to buy a Riverstick wading staff. He declined, so I went into the store to see if they had any extra small brass dumbell eyes, the kind we use for our beach coho flies. They usually sell out fast, so i was able to grab a couple of packs...and...What was the question again ?

“My croc-likes are sparkly so I can find them at the penumbra of lights ebbing.”
I may have to register this^

Crocs are old people's friend...Unless, it's icey out..
Which, of course, reminds me of one of my stories: (Thanks for asking)
A few winters ago, I was just parking my truck in front of a sporting goods store, when I saw a fellow senior crossing the street. (He was wearing Crocs which don't do well on ice), when he slipped and fell onto the pavement. I jumped from my pickup and rushed over to see if he wanted to buy a Riverstick wading staff. He declined, so I went into the store to see if they had any extra small brass dumbell eyes, the kind we use for our beach coho flies. They usually sell out fast, so i was able to grab a couple of packs...and...What was the question again ?

Did you offer to crochet the dumbell eyes to the bottom of his crocs as a traction aid for a small fee?

Well that is where I thought you were going with this…

 

[Mossback]

...or you think step-in shoes are the greatest invention ever.

You mean they're not ?