NFR Humor

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Taken from the manufacturers of SPAM web page. What does the SPAM® brand name mean? There are some questions that continually plague man over time. Questions like 'Is there intelligent life beyond Earth?' And 'What is the meaning of the SPAM® brand name?' Unfortunately, we can provide answers to neither. The significance of the SPAM® brand name has long been a subject of speculation. One popular belief says its derived from the words 'spiced ham.' Others suggest its an acronym for 'shoulders of pork and ham.' The real answer is known by only a small circle of former Hormel Foods executives. And probably Nostradamus. So all these invented aconyms are just guesses because no one, other than the man who invented the name, ken daigneau, really knows if it means anything at all.
Ian Mayor, Manchester England

 

[ABITNF]

He's probably the only person who knows what's really in it.

Some of life's mysteries are best left unknown and this is likely one.

 

[Bambooflyguy]

 

[cdnred]

 

[cdnred]

 

[RCF]

New Washington license plate now available:



Definitely brings back old memories..

 

[Mossback]

 

[SilverFly]

Continuing the Far Side bear theme.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Truth is funnier than fiction…

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[VAGABOND]

 

[cdnred]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Brian Miller]

Continuing the Far Side bear theme.

View attachment 41313

Continuing the bear theme, @SilverFly reminds me of this from that old place

 

[mark wlker]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."Guido signs back, "OK.! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Don't you just love lawyers?

 

[cdnred]

 

[cdnred]

 

[VAGABOND]

 

[mark wlker]

I was singing "You are my Sunshine" to my 3 year old and he tells me he "hates that song".
I said that's a shame because I used to sing it to him when he was in my tummy before he was born.
He looked at me with dead eyes and said, "I hated it then, too".

 

[DoesItFloat]