NFR Fine Upstanding Citizen…

[Anonymous member 148]

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Welcome to my mountain cabin. Kevin M Waters, you have lived a foolish lifestyle of felony theft and trafficking of stolen goods. Your challenge is to escape by following the hidden clues and stealing the correct item from within my cabin. Only there's a catch...

I was thinking more along these lines

 

[Bass-O-Matic]

>>>Mentioned changing hair colors and wearing heavy eyeliner…

The correct term in this case is guyliner.
There's a reason some forum members are always photographed with sunglasses on.

 

[Dustin Chromers]

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Welcome to my mountain cabin. Kevin M Waters, you have lived a foolish lifestyle of felony theft and trafficking of stolen goods. Your challenge is to escape by following the hidden clues and stealing the correct item from within my cabin. Only there's a catch...

I'm just upset The Running Man isn't now an actual gameshow. There's plenty of thieving meth head contestants available

 

[RCF]

Calm down everybody. Salmo and I have been dispatched to the area and the bait will be set. Backhoe man is on speed dial. This situation should be resolved shortly. Please stand by and we thank you for your patients as we deal with this matter in the most efficient way possible.

Patients or patience? Hope it is the later. The ER thanks you

 

[Bass-O-Matic]

Patients or patience? Hope it is the later. The ER thanks you

The original post implies "experience" and potentially, a lot of bodies. Might limit your questions RCF, just sayin".

 

[RCF]

The original post implies "experience" and potentially, a lot of bodies. Might limit your questions RCF, just sayin".

HUH?

 

[Dustin Chromers]

Patients or patience? Hope it is the later. The ER thanks you

Anybody need a perfectly good kidney? The liver is pretty high miles but the kidney, not bad.

 

[Xoxo]

hahaha… it always cracks me up when i see folks correcting other’s grammar, spelling and punctuation. UNTIL someone does it to me. And i would like to make the disclaimer that i want everyone to consider it a typo! Especially if I touch type!

 

[Dustin Chromers]

hahaha… it always cracks me up when i see folks correcting other’s grammar, spelling and punctuation. UNTIL someone does it to me. And i would like to make the disclaimer that i want everyone to consider it a typo! Especially if I touch type!

My phone predictive text apparently thinks I'm a mad doctor. It probably listens as I fantasize aloud about parting out thieves like one would an old car.

Seriously though this liver is high miles but I'll basically part with it for shipping plus a six pack.

 

[Ron McNeal]

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Central Casting and Makeup, on their best collaborative day, could not do a better job of portraying a 2022 scum bag. Creepy.

 

[wanderingrichard]

Calm down everybody. Salmo and I have been dispatched to the area and the bait will be set. Backhoe man is on speed dial. This situation should be resolved shortly. Please stand by and we thank you for your patients as we deal with this matter in the most efficient way possible.

Don't forget the arborist to plant a few new trees on site. Remember its legal in WA to compost a human body

 

[Salmo_g]

Remember its legal in WA to compost a human body

Nice. The State finally made legal what Backhoes R Us has been doing for two decades.

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

Nice. The State finally made legal what Backhoes R Us has been doing for two decades.

I think you've got competition - and they've got t shirts.

 

[Dustin Chromers]

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Don't forget the arborist to plant a few new trees on site. Remember its legal in WA to compost a human body

I have those skills on lock.

 

[Yard Sale]

hahaha… it always cracks me up when i see folks correcting other’s grammar, spelling and punctuation. UNTIL someone does it to me. And i would like to make the disclaimer that i want everyone to consider it a typo! Especially if I touch type!

No need to go all caps on UNTIL, but you should always capitalize I. I won't even mention your last "sentence".










Totally teasing, but a year of technical writing still stirs my brain while I can't remember the name of people I met recently.....

 

[Xoxo]

No need to go all caps on UNTIL, but you should always capitalize I. I won't even mention your last "sentence".





Totally teasing, but a year of technical writing still stirs my brain while I can't remember the name of people I met

yeah… that last “sentence” needs way more exclamation points!

 

[Travis Bille]

I mean, this Kevin Waters sounds like a real jerk