Nation wide airport shutdown….

* The SMART System: Launched on Nov 10, 2026 as part of a multi-million dollar federal modernization effort. It is an AI-assisted planning and advisory tool designed to analyze roughly 200 to 250 data streams (including weather, flight paths, and air traffic controller staffing) to optimize routes and reduce delays.

* CEO of leading AI chip maker company resigns in disgrace after a spy/love affair scandal Nov 12...

* Microsoft has global blackouts and issues accross platforms around the world Starting Nov 12...

* November Friday the 13th, 2026: Nationwide ground stop and communication issue affected U.S. airports (coinciding with the system's wider rollout phase), National Weather System blackouts of radar and internet issues...

So it's either Jason, Skynet, Huang or the random tower guy from Airplane




Don’t forget two weeks ago all the commercial fridges and freezers in Hoosker Do land were taken over by some mysterious power.

Iran was blamed but I’m pretty sure it was rogue AI/Skynet ‘agents’ testing the waters before the Big Day 🫣
 
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Time to start drinking so you are buzzed enough before the airport bar closes to sleep on a bench.
I’ve been on the tarmac for 6 hours. They gave one Bev service, 2 biscoff and 0.5 oz of pretzels. I ordered a double Bloody Mary but they wouldn’t give me a double. Only singles on the ground he said, with some empathy.
 
I’ve been on the tarmac for 6 hours. They gave one Bev service, 2 biscoff and 0.5 oz of pretzels. I ordered a double Bloody Mary but they wouldn’t give me a double. Only singles on the ground he said, with some empathy.
Single after single.

That sucks!
 
I’ve been on the tarmac for 6 hours. They gave one Bev service, 2 biscoff and 0.5 oz of pretzels. I ordered a double Bloody Mary but they wouldn’t give me a double. Only singles on the ground he said, with some empathy.
6 Hours! Holy Shit…sorry Matt
 
News says ground stop is lifted now, how hope you are in the air soon!
Tomorrow at the earliest most likely.. we have too many planes on the ground at US airports and they're coming from Cabo.. unless you mean you're on the ground at Seatac
 
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