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The Whisk(e)y Dick
I didn’t know where else to put this. There really isn’t anything humorous about this aside from maybe its sheer ridiculousness.
Broadway decided it would be a good idea to take the film “The Lost Boys” and convert it into a stage musical. This is as repugnant as it is unacceptable. Is nothing sacred? There are few things in this cold, dark world that I despise more than a musical. I imagine the person(s) that came up with idea just said “Hey! Let’s take a perfectly good movie and ruin it every 10 minutes.” What’s next? The Exorcist: The Musical? A musical is the audible/visual equivalent of having a frozen dish towel pulled slowly through your urethra.
Good grief.
Broadway decided it would be a good idea to take the film “The Lost Boys” and convert it into a stage musical. This is as repugnant as it is unacceptable. Is nothing sacred? There are few things in this cold, dark world that I despise more than a musical. I imagine the person(s) that came up with idea just said “Hey! Let’s take a perfectly good movie and ruin it every 10 minutes.” What’s next? The Exorcist: The Musical? A musical is the audible/visual equivalent of having a frozen dish towel pulled slowly through your urethra.
Good grief.
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BriGuy
Life of the Party
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Legend
Sven and Ole were watching the late evening news. There was a man on the ledge of all tall building and the police were trying to talk him down.
Sven said, "Ole, do you think he's going to jump?"
Ole said, "He's not going to jump."
Sven said, "He is going to jump, I'm so sure of it I'll bet you five dollars."
Ole said, "I'll take that bet, `cause I know he's not gonna jump."
The man jumped.
Ole got out his five dollars. Sven said, "Ole, I cannot take your money. I have a confession to make. I saw this on the news earlier, so I knew he was going to jump."
Ole said, "Take your money, Sven. I saw it too, but I did not think he would be dumb enough to try it again."
The schoolteacher asked little Sven, "Sven, what is the difference between ignorance and apathy?" Sven answered, "I don't know, and I don't care."
Sven said, "Ole, do you think he's going to jump?"
Ole said, "He's not going to jump."
Sven said, "He is going to jump, I'm so sure of it I'll bet you five dollars."
Ole said, "I'll take that bet, `cause I know he's not gonna jump."
The man jumped.
Ole got out his five dollars. Sven said, "Ole, I cannot take your money. I have a confession to make. I saw this on the news earlier, so I knew he was going to jump."
Ole said, "Take your money, Sven. I saw it too, but I did not think he would be dumb enough to try it again."
The schoolteacher asked little Sven, "Sven, what is the difference between ignorance and apathy?" Sven answered, "I don't know, and I don't care."
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
I've said that for years! Along with:
Perfection is the cross I bear, humilty is my second strongest suit!