NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Buzzy]

 

[flybill]

 

[flybill]

 

[Breck]

I got pulled over last night. The officer asked me to step out of the truck. "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" he asked. I replied, "could a drunk person do this?" I promptly farted twice and pissed down my leg. The officer said "Yeah. I think a drunk person could do that." I replied, "....That was supposed to be a backflip."

 

[JudyM]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[JudyM]

 

[JudyM]

 

[JudyM]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

Early signs of spring! Look at all those blooms

 

[Jacob Watrous]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[JudyM]

Happy Mother's Day, LOL!

 

[flybill]

Saw this truck this morning!!

 

[Dloy]

Oink oink.

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Salmo_g]

That cartoon of rattlesnakes is disturbing. I'll be cowboy camping in the Utah desert in a few days, and that "what if" thought sometimes creeps into my mind.

 

[Buzzy]

That cartoon of rattlesnakes is disturbing. I'll be cowboy camping in the Utah desert in a few days, and that "what if" thought sometimes creeps into my mind.

I’m camping in a nice Airbnb house near a trout filled river. No snakes but a few bears

 

[Dloy]

I camped near Arches in Utah early Spring in 1975. Up early scouting around I found a very light green scorpion, skooched it on to a flat rock to show my pals. Fortunately it was cold out so it wasn’t very active. Later, attending a nature talk at the info center, the ranger was asked about scorpions. “There are a few around, but the only ones that can really hurt you are pale green.”

 

[Zak]

I’m camping in a nice Airbnb house near a trout filled river. No snakes but a few bears

I like setting up my tent because I don't like getting crawled on by bugs or animals. Are bugs animals?