NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Breck]

I broke up with a girl and she said "But I gave you evrything that I had."

I said "I know and now I'm on seven different antibiotics."

 

[Fourbtgait]

 

[flybill]

 

[JudyM]

 

[Mukman]

A guy keeps crossing the border every morning, on a bike with a bulging bag strapped to the back.
The guard stops him.
“Anything to declare?”
“Nope.”
“What’s in the bag?”
“Just sand.”
They check it - just sand.

Every morning: same man, same bike, same bag of sand, always just sand, routine goes on.

Eventually samples sent for testing, results come back: just sand.

The officer is losing his mind over it. “OK I give up. I won’t report you, what are you smuggling?”

The man smiles “Bicycles…”

 

[Fourbtgait]

 

[flybill]

 

[flybill]

 

[JudyM]

 

[rudyc]

1

 

[Clean Willy]

Worst superhero ever

 

[Dloy]

Butt a favorite of every other superhero.

 

[Breck]

There's a British dude out there that calls himself "Mister Methane" (he wears a mask & cape). His superpower is that he can fart on command. Toiletman would probably be a great sidekick.

 

[flybill]

There's a British dude out there that calls himself "Mister Methane" (he wears a mask & cape). His superpower is that he can fart on command. Toiletman would probably be a great sidekick.

Wasn't Howard Stern Fartman? Asking for Oldman Jim!

 

[Mossback]

Mesozoic Era Trash Talk

 

[Breck]

If you pull the pin on a grenade, can you put it back in? I need a quick answer on this one.

 

[_WW_]

Seen at The Potato Shed.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A Pouch Potato.

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[flybill]

If you pull the pin on a grenade, can you put it back in? I need a quick answer on this one.

Dat joke is da bomb!!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]