NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[mark wlker]

little different, but same idea.....
I dated an opthamologist for a while. Every time we had sex she kept saying, "Is it better like this or better like this".

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

1.3M views · 24K reactions | He said, “They’re all mine.” 😂 #eagle #fish | engin danışman

He said, “They’re all mine.” 😂 #eagle #fish

www.facebook.com

 

[Breck]

1.3M views · 24K reactions | He said, “They’re all mine.” 😂 #eagle #fish | engin danışman

He said, “They’re all mine.” 😂 #eagle #fish

www.facebook.com

The guy in that video looks strikingly similar to OrangeRadish.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

The guy in that video looks strikingly similar to OrangeRadish.

Wth is that? Where Can I get seeds?

 

[Breck]

Not sure if he's a member on this forum. He was/is over at WFF.

 

[flybill]

little different, but same idea.....
I dated an opthamologist for a while. Every time we had sex she kept saying, "Is it beter like this or better like this".

Did she ask you to constantly read her tramp stamp?

 

[SculpinSwinger]

What do you get if you mix fish DNA with human DNA?


Kicked out of SeaWorld.

 

[mark wlker]

Did she ask you to constantly read her tramp stamp?

DOH! Had to look that one up. Sucks being old.

 

[Dloy]

A friend visiting his proctologist brought an ink stick and had his wife write the tramp stamp “Turn on lights before entering tunnel”. Brought a huge laugh and the doc commended her penmanship in the waiting room later.

 

[flybill]

 

[G_Smolt]

 

[flybill]

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Cutting edge humor!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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That sure as hell is a truism.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

March 15th is a significant day in world history.

“Cedar, Beware the adze of March!”

 

[Mossback]

 

[Jim F.]

Et tu Mossback?

 

[mark wlker]

Many years ago at university of Ann Arbor, Michigan, there was a young lady named "Marge".
Unfortunately for a large of her male classmates, she shared a certain social disease with them.
It gave rise to the expression, "Beware the eyes of Marge".

 

[Mossback]

Et tu Mossback?

Et tu @Brute

 

[flybill]

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You have to stab it 22 more times!! And add anchovies!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

You have to stab it 22 more times!! And add anchovies!

Thin crust with fresh basil fogotshia

Ides fogotcha today at lunch