Great "Where were you fishing" Response

[Old406Kid]

A guy posted a report saying that he had a fishing partner (see photos) and that he had pretty good luck.

The inevitable "where were you fishing" question came up...the response, "Right by that elk".

 

[Jim F.]

Pair that with the old Finlander's response when asked "Whatcha using?"

"Hooks."

 

[Novinsky]

Do you think he’d take a dry?

 

[GAT]

I was fishing with the gang and I asked our token really old guy what he was trying to which he replied: "I'm trying to fish."

 

[Breck]

Do you think he’d take a dry?

If it's an Elk Hair Caddis.

 

[BriGuy]

If it's an Elk Hair Caddis.

FEMALE Elk Hair Caddis.

 

[_WW_]

No matter what kind of fishing it's been my friend has a couple stock answers when someone asks "How's the fishing?"
"Worst I've ever seen it!"
"Just gittin' started."

 

[G_Smolt]

My long-time favorite reply to the "where were you fishing?" query is "Cat's Head".

When they *inevitably* ask "where's Cat's Head?", I hold out my hands about two feet apart and reply "about that far from Cat's Ass".

They usually never ask me again.

 

[MarshRat]

I work in healthcare with geriatric patients, they like to see my “fish pics” after every weekend. These fellas aren’t ever fishing again, but my response is always the same- “if I told ya, I’d have to kill ya”

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

Commercial fisherman will ask that question to other commercial fisherman . The reply is almost always a lie. But at least you know where they WERN'T fishing. That can be helpful.

 

[JimTravers¤£a!!Travers]

I'm thinking about offering a Internet-Based service!!! Gonna put drones up. Film where guys are fishing. Broadcastin LIVE ON THE INTERNET!!!!! You gotta pay me for access. I maintain FULL CONTROL of all access!!! Pay me and I'll give you an access plan into LIVE DRONE FOOTAGE of where guys are fishing.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

Long ago in Southern California, sport charter boats (far out to sea) would tie an inflated trash bag to a kelp paddy. This enabled them to easily relocate them. To throw off the competition, they would place inflated trash bags far away from any kelp paddy. This was, IMHO, the pinnacle answer to the age old question. Where were you fishing?