NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Herkileez]

In case anyone was wondering.....

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Dave G]

The last one? I identify.

Your call is important to us, but not nearly so important that we actually have people standing by to talk with you...

 

[Jim F.]

Similar thing happened to me. A guy bid on me for parts. Good thing he lost; he would have been terribly disappointed

 

[Mukman]

It’s like my mom used to say to me:

“You’re not the dumbest guy in the world, but you’d better hope he doesn’t die.”

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Jim F.]

That could have been an udder failure, Brian

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[wanderingrichard]

The reason why the Mennonites don't schedule sex education and drivers education in the same semester? It's too hard on the mule!
-The Electric Amish ( Yes they are a band)

 

[FinLuver]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon it would come down to who is the better cyclist.

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[Buzzy]

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Grant County is downwind of Hanford which might explain the mammoth sized squirrels we find:

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

Don't be a hater!

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Jim F.]

You played us like one, Skip.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

You played us like one, Skip.

I am in hiding, but please don’t give me a verbal one- I’m sensitive.