NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Fourbtgait]

Kaiser Permanente sends you one in the mail and wants it back after you fill it out.

With the same wording on front and title page?

 

[JudyM]

On the front: Advance Directive for Health Care

Life Care Planning

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

90% of bald men still own a comb.

They just can’t part with it.

 

[Mukman]

I can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog about the “best friends club”. It’s about how she and the dog are in the best friends club, and I’m not in it. Men have to be so strong to put up with this kind of treatment.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog about the “best friends club”. It’s about how she and the dog are in the best friends club, and I’m not in it. Men have to be so strong to put up with this kind of treatment.

I would just go out to the shop

 

[Buzzy]

I would just go out to the shop

Skip's shop is often called the dog house. ;-)

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Skip's shop is often called the dog house. ;-)

I just have to choose to go out there before being told to. I see the situational signs. Radar enabled. I usually do not anymore. We are old and tend to be purposefully forgettin’. We are life partners in this downhill slalom of life.

 

[JudyM]

 

[Dave Boyle]

 

[Dave Boyle]

 

[Zak]

 

[Richard Olmstead]

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This derives from a poem by Ogden Nash:
The one L lama he’s a priest
The two L llama he’s a beast
I bet a silk pajama there ain’t no three L lllama
PS, it has been brought to my attention by a fireman from Maine that there’s a conflagration known as a three L lllama!

 

[MELinOre]

 

[flybill]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Aaargh!

 

[flybill]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]