NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
A group of 40-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and they even had an elevator.10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because they had never been there before.
 
Mukman said:
What do you call an old wizard, who walks the land in bare feet, has brittle bones and exceptionally bad breath?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Ya gotta be of a certain agee to get that one, unfortunately, I get that one. Now, can I sweep your chimney?

cheers
 
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
 
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