NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Capt Insano Emeritis said:
When I watched it I always enjoyed the purposeful silliness of it all and emphasized by BAM! Graphics. Not fond of the the current trend with the Marvel shrick cuz there is no “shtick.” That is because as a kid i bought comic books
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As kids there would be four or five of us that would gather at a home and bring stacks of comic books and then have a trading session. I had forgotten and your comment was a great reminder of those long gone days.
 
Curtis & Leroy Mule Traders

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Hearald-Citizen in Cookeville, Tn and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said. "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night ."

Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back. The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off.

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the IGA grocery store and asked. “What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1998.00

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.
 
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