NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Ron McNeal]

Damn, I’m old but this makes me laugh. One dude needs white tennis shoes though….
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THAT is one funny picture. Makes me laugh out loud.

 

[albula]

Damn, I’m old but this makes me laugh. One dude needs white tennis shoes though….
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Proof right there that brown sneakers cause bird legs. Just threw mine out.

 

[Porter2]

Yeah. Not sure why all are wearing denim jean shorts with a belt unless part of the dress code.
But the one without the white sneakers is the only guy with hemmed shorts. The rest look like Alabama summer jean cut-off wear???

 

[Shawn Seeger]

Just leaving this here...

 

[flybill]

I still have a hair dryer, brush and multiple combs! They all work great down south..

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Stonedfish]

I had to look this up and it is indeed a real company based in the UK.
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[Mossback]

 

[Mukman]

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Ok, I’m thick. Give me a hint.

 

[Mossback]

Ok, I’m thick. Give me a hint.

Sorry...no hints.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

The razor wire, elegant stonework and upscale fencing features, sure sold me on the Four Seasons Landscaping artistic capabilities.

 

[Mukman]

Today my doctor told me I was color blind.

That really came out of the purple.

 

[albula]

Ok, I’m thick. Give me a hint.

I think he is trying conjure up a way to have shoe polish running down his face.

 

[albula]

I had to look this up and it is indeed a real company based in the UK.
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Let us know if they work. Maybe I don't want you in the new boat.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

My friend's wife has banned him from going to Costco. She sent him there to get a chicken and he came back with night vision goggles. He had his credit card taken away also. However, the coyote population around his place is in decline...

I once brought home a 40 ounce box of grape nuts. I banned myself

 

[joefromchicago]

Damn, I’m old but this makes me laugh. One dude needs white tennis shoes though….
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...and 100% less Daisy Dukes.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[JudyM]

...and 100% less Daisy Dukes.

Yup, and something pretty personal may peek out.

 

[wanderingrichard]

Sorry...no hints.

Noooooo!!!?? They went under after the scandal ???

 

[joefromchicago]

Some unintended humor this morning watching a local news show. During a job search segment, they advertised they were looking for "acute therapy specialists", but when the announcer spoke, it sounded like he was saying they were looking for "a cute therapy specialist."
For more laughs in a similar manner, I would direct you to the Bill Engvall bit on his experience with marijuana, in particular the part where he's talking to his mother on the phone, which nearly eviscerated me with laughter.