Back to the future. Spotted on 175th and Aurora Ave No. Haven’t seen one of those in a long time.
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NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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wanderingrichard
Life of the Party
They've just announced a new concept car called the Alpha 5. And, DeLorean Motor Co. never went away. They just relocated to Texas.
Alpha5 - DeLorean Motor Company
We will continue to apply our rebellious DNA to shape our vehicles and constantly push the boundaries of what’s possible.
delorean.com
Some of the best one liners from the Edinburgh festival this yr
Dave
Olaf Falafel: Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
Leila Navabi: I have an unconscious bias. I’m biased firmly towards being unconscious.
Sikisa: Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
Liz Guterbock: The UK is so small, they’ve got to keep all their lakes in one district.
Richard Stott: I have a suntanning addiction, so only go on holiday in winter. I went cold Turkey last year.
Ginny Hogan: Everyone says your 20s are all about finding yourself. If that’s true, your 30s are about wishing you’d found somebody else.
Alison Spittle: What does Kylie sing while counting sheep? I can’t get ewe out of my head.
Eric Rushton: There’s a lot of shame surrounding sex. After I have sex with someone, they often whisper “that’s a shame”.
Kuan-Wen Huang: My relationship with my mum is like the evolution of payment technology – we went from physical contact to electronic only, then it was contactless.
Amos Gill: Last year, I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.
Dave
Olaf Falafel: Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
Leila Navabi: I have an unconscious bias. I’m biased firmly towards being unconscious.
Sikisa: Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
Liz Guterbock: The UK is so small, they’ve got to keep all their lakes in one district.
Richard Stott: I have a suntanning addiction, so only go on holiday in winter. I went cold Turkey last year.
Ginny Hogan: Everyone says your 20s are all about finding yourself. If that’s true, your 30s are about wishing you’d found somebody else.
Alison Spittle: What does Kylie sing while counting sheep? I can’t get ewe out of my head.
Eric Rushton: There’s a lot of shame surrounding sex. After I have sex with someone, they often whisper “that’s a shame”.
Kuan-Wen Huang: My relationship with my mum is like the evolution of payment technology – we went from physical contact to electronic only, then it was contactless.
Amos Gill: Last year, I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
The young shark asked his mother "Why do we circle around humans for so long before we eat them?" His mother answered "They taste much better with no crap in them".
Bambooflyguy
Legend
Come on Shawn.......you know my walls are insulated with empty Crown bottles!
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Just saw this one on 'Funny You Should Ask', Jeff Ross' response to a question about how much beer is wasted falling into drinkers beards,
"Hey, whose beard do I got to suck to get a drink around here?"
"Hey, whose beard do I got to suck to get a drink around here?"
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
A young son went to his father and asked "Where did we come from?" The father replied "The Bible tells us that we came from Adam and Eve". Later that night the son said to his father "Mom told me we evolved from apes". The father calmly replied "She was talking about her side of the family".
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Another gem from the mind of Ross, pertaining to a question as to whether red hair was the result of conception during menstruation:
"Oh please, don't explain brunettes to me."
"Oh please, don't explain brunettes to me."
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Where they'll still be a mediocre team.
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
I was watching a video regarding snaring wild animals ( I have never done this, but I do find bushcraft interesting). Apparently there are four basic ways of "snaring".... Strangle, Dangle, Tangle and Mangle....... Strangle is self explanatory. Dangle means to hang. Tangle involves nets and such, and Mangle refers to dead drops. When I used my Maryland twang to educate my sister about "snaring" she laughed out loud...... Strangle, Dangle, Tangle and Mangle.
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