Capt Insano Emeritis
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At least it’s not cod pieces
NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Me fishing in Alaska... 
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Sometimes truth is as funny as fiction.
ZZTop… 1970
ZZTop… 1970
BriGuy
Life of the Party
Cause every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man...
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Capt’n Insano c. 1974
Little brother Rick is 66
Little brother Rick is 66
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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Is it a murder?
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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Capt Insano Emeritis
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I watch a guy put a full cord of fire wood into a van, it put tires into the body and he couldn’t move the van. I sure wouldn’t want to be driving behind this guy.
| For all you good Catholics and other good people: Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman we’re having coffee in St. Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL 40" D Breasts 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS When she walks into a room, people say, “ JESUS" | |
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Well, on that note:
Some event springs up in America that the Pope decides he absolutely must attend. There isn’t time to put together his usual entourage or ship his pope-mobile, but he decides to go anyway. His jet is summoned and a Limousine service is contracted. He arrives in New York and the Limo is waiting when the plane stops. He disembarks, hops in and gives the driver an address in the country. After a half hour he starts a conversation with the driver, saying how much he loved to drive in his youth. After more conversation he asks the driver if he could please drive for a while, “No Sir”, but he keeps begging and since they’re in the countryside the driver relents. They swap seats, and the Pope floors it ecstatic. They roar down the road and past a speed trap before getting pulled over. The first cop gets out, walks up to the window and the Pope rolls it down. After about a minute he walks back to the squad car white as a sheet. His partner asks what’s wrong. He says “You’re not going to believe who’s in that car!” Partner says “Who, tell me.” “Well, I don’t know who was in the back, but the Pope is his driver.”
Some event springs up in America that the Pope decides he absolutely must attend. There isn’t time to put together his usual entourage or ship his pope-mobile, but he decides to go anyway. His jet is summoned and a Limousine service is contracted. He arrives in New York and the Limo is waiting when the plane stops. He disembarks, hops in and gives the driver an address in the country. After a half hour he starts a conversation with the driver, saying how much he loved to drive in his youth. After more conversation he asks the driver if he could please drive for a while, “No Sir”, but he keeps begging and since they’re in the countryside the driver relents. They swap seats, and the Pope floors it ecstatic. They roar down the road and past a speed trap before getting pulled over. The first cop gets out, walks up to the window and the Pope rolls it down. After about a minute he walks back to the squad car white as a sheet. His partner asks what’s wrong. He says “You’re not going to believe who’s in that car!” Partner says “Who, tell me.” “Well, I don’t know who was in the back, but the Pope is his driver.”
A doctor is walking down a hall in the hospital when he hears a shriek. He follows the sound and finds his patient, an elderly woman, in her room shaking and in tears. When he asks what is wrong she says that mean young doctor who was just in here told me I am pregnant. The physician goes down the hall and asks the young doctor how he could be so cruel to upset the older patient. The younger doctor simply looks over and says "does she still have the hiccups?"
