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An old guy and his wife are watching TV on the couch. Harold hears a noise and he looks over and his wife is starting to slump on the couch. "Oh my god" he says. "I think Harriet is having a stroke" So he calls 911 and they take her to the hospital. He's out in the waiting room for 3 hours and...

Guy goes in to a bar with his dog. The bartender tells him to get the dog out of the bar. The guy says " Wait a minute, my dog can talk!" Bartender says "Yeah, I've heard that one before. I'll tell you what. If your dog can talk, you drink in my bar, for free, all you want for a year. If...

That reminds me of a joke A dog goes to a telegraph office. He tells the clerk he wants to send a telegraph, and the clerk ask what he wants to send. The dog says "Woof woof woof. Woof. Woof. Woof woof woof woof." The clerk says he can throw in a tenth word for free, and the dog says "What...

A priest is getting a hotel room. After the guy behind the desk gives him the key, the priest starts walking to his room. He turns back and eyes the clerk and says "I assume the pornography channel in my room is disabled." The clerk says "No, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard"

A woman goes in to the pro shop at a very fancy, expensive golf course and starts yelling "This is unbelievable! This is so far beyond what is good and decent and appropriate that I'm shocked! I'm shocked and I'm furious!" The guy working asks her what happened "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! My rich...

That was cool as hell, thanks for sharing!

It was so embarrassing. But my daughter, who was with me, is kind of an accomplished horsemanwoman and even she didn’t recognize it, so I guess I feel a bit better

That’s gonna be so much fun, have a blast!

Who also out fished me, as you well know by now!

Well, my 24th birthday rolled around again. It was actually last week, but this was the party. 24 is the highest number. The sweet cute girl you’ve all seen on this yearly report is now a hormonal monster who can throw a softball on a rope from 3rd to 1st. She big and scary and athletic...

Sorry the fishing wasn't super hot, but it sure is a great place to be! That second picture, Manzanita with Lassen in the background..... I was fishing those submerged bushes from a paddleboard and this 2 foot brown came swimming around. I threw out an adult damsel and watched this thing torpedo...

This one is not in my vise

Calvin Baetis? Who's a good boy!?!?!

I don't think you need an out of state license for the NP, but I could very well be wrong. Manzanita Lake is rad. Bring damselflies, both nymphs and dries. I once saw a pretty decent brown throwing itself out of the water in to some vegetation to knock adult damsels in to the water; it would...

I've never fished Whiskeytown because it's between the Lower Sac and the Trinity/Lewiston Lake/Trinity Lake, which are all a blast. I have a friend who casually fished it in the coves trolling buggers and had a jolly good time.

A farting horse will never tire A farting man's the man to hire!

I talked to someone who saw one, but unfortunately I didn't. That would have been pretty cool