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I'm not a very superstitious guy, but I do have a few: - Every NFL season, I wear my jersey for every Broncos game from the pre-season until their season ends, and I don't wash it until their season ends. - Bananas are not allowed on my boat. - On the way to the Deschutes from Portland on Hwy...

Not sure if he's a member on this forum. He was/is over at WFF.

The guy in that video looks strikingly similar to OrangeRadish.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she...

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting...

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower. At 1:00 a.m...

What do you get if you mix fish DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of SeaWorld.

I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy at the lot asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I said "No. I'll probably put it in the living room".

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $2.23. In Barbados, a slice of pie will run you $3.17. In the Dominican Republic, a slice of pie is $2.97. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I've always called it "Azz Wrecka".

I'm starting to feel like there's some kind of inside joke going on here....

And ticks.

What did Mr Spock find in Kirk's bathroom? The Captain's log.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino.

That's my all-time favorite Ozzy song.

Do you mean the Flaming Gorge area Green River on the Utah/Wyoming border, or the Green River in Southern Utah?

We rescued a new pup. This is Tilly. Best we can tell, she’s a pit/boxer mx with maybe some mastiff mixed in. It was a foster to adopt situation and it was a little rocky at first. She has to warm up to men (she and I are good buddies now) and it took a few days. The introduction to Hanzo was a...

Have you been using the Royal Canin brand?