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I have in the past offered open seats when I didn't want to fish alone in my boat. It would seem that 90% of the time it turned out to be a bad decision. A couple of examples: A few years ago when I lived in NW Montana, there was a lake near my house that held huge populations of burly...

That's a great song. I like this take on it as well.

I wouldn't say I got "worked up" over it. Just thought it a little odd and a little invasive and I was on the BLM side. I didn't get a permit because I was going to stay on the non-reservation side of the river (and did).

I caught a little flack from a sheriff's deputy at the Warm Springs boat launch a few years ago. I had a 1911 in a chest holster in the bow of my drift boat. He didn't seem happy about it. Kept asking me questions about it. "What caliber?" "Manufacturer?" things like this. There had been a...

I got pulled over last night. The officer asked me to step out of the truck. "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" he asked. I replied, "could a drunk person do this?" I promptly farted twice and pissed down my leg. The officer said "Yeah. I think a drunk person could do that." I replied...

I was about waist-deep in the Deschutes at South Junction a few years back. Across the river, I spied what appeared to be a tree branch in the river near the opposite bank until I noticed it was undulating. I soon realized that it was a large rattlesnake! The river current combined with the...

https://www.404media.co/scientists-gave-a-bunch-of-salmon-cocaine-this-is-what-happened-next/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter&user_id=66c4c0565d78644b3aaad177 They just like the way it smells....

How are they table-wise? I've never eaten one.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hang their food from a tree. Yo Mama's so fat, her memory foam mattress drinks to forget. Yo mama's so nasty, she put on some Secret and it told on her. The earth actually used to be flat....until they buried yo mama. Yo mama's so fat, she...

For any of you SW WA or NW OR folks who like whisk(e)y, I’m hosting a tasting next Saturday, the 25th at Washougal Times at 3pm. I’d love to see you there.

I'm a little biased toward Bushmills, particularly the 16-year Single Malt. Double matured in both ex-bourbon and oloroso sherry casks, then finished in port casks. But then, I once worked for the brand. I've had the Writer's Tears. A fine whiskey by any standard.

There are three moles in a tunnel. The first mole says "I smell sugar." The second mole says "I smell cinnamon." The third mole says "I smell molasses."

A couple had been married for 25 years. During that time, every morning upon waking up, the husband had ripped a huge, thunderous, horrific fart. The wife says to him after a particularly rancid one, "you're going to fart your guts out one of these days". He laughs it off. The following morning...

I really don't understand the bourbon craze. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the category and there are some exceptional examples, but I think it lacks the depth and character of other categories such as scotch. I love Irish whiskey as well, but scotch will always be what whisk(e)y is all...

Isn't the character's first name Harry? "Harry Hole"? **snicker**

If you're staying in Battle Ground, I highly recommend Barrel Mountain Brewing. Exceptional beer and great food. They offer burgers, sandwiches, salads, wings, a few larger plate entrees and a variety of appetizers. If you like sushi, Sushi Ninja in East Vancouver does it right and has great...

Cottage pie with old vine Zinfandel.

Why are murders so hard to solve in Alabama? The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

I started dating a female meteorologist. It's nice having a woman who's wrong most of the time.