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If you pull the pin on a grenade, can you put it back in? I need a quick answer on this one.

The Mrs teaches pre-kindergarten. She's got half her class out with this crud. She has it too, of course.

Episode 4 did feature a massive fart, however.

There's a British dude out there that calls himself "Mister Methane" (he wears a mask & cape). His superpower is that he can fart on command. Toiletman would probably be a great sidekick.

The prequel "Blood of My Blood" is pretty cool. The new season of Outlander has been pretty good thus far.

I'm a little disappointed in this new trend of streaming shows where each season only has six episodes. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is an example of this. Great show, just short. Another is The Madison. Another great show, but only six episodes and it ended kind of abruptly. Both are...

This should be in the humor thread.

Clown to the left of me…. Joker to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you…

Chuck CAN believe it's not butter. He created the giraffe by upercutting a horse. He has a bearskin rug in his living room. It's still alive, just too afraid to move. He was the world's largest blood donor...but none of it was his. When his daughter lost her virginity, he got it back. Jesus...

We had one down south here last weekend near Woodland. Blocked all lanes on NB I-5 for several hours.

I broke up with a girl and she said "But I gave you evrything that I had." I said "I know and now I'm on seven different antibiotics."

Chuck could impregnate a woman by pointing at her uterus and yelling "BOO YAHHH". He could also pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck was orphaned at the tender age of 12. He was sent to live in a convent in the south of France. His first week there, he impregnated every nun in the place. The resulting offspring became the 1972/73 Miami Dolphins - The only NFL team to ever play a perfect season.

Well....alright. Since the ice is broken... Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies. He was The Force. Most men pee their names into the snow. Chuck peed his into concrete. Chuck could kill two stones with one bird. Chuck once killed 10 people with a hand grenade. He killed 20 more...

RIP. ....Probably too soon for a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes.... although, it has been said that he got a kick (pun intended) out of those jokes.

The scary thing about this is that they tried to get it on the ballot a few years ago and didn't get enough signatures. Looks like they did this time. As ridiculous as this initiative is, it seems to be gaining at least some traction. Never underestimate the stupidity of voters. For a lot of...

These kids are all siblings. Amazing talent all around.