Hopefully, this won't get me in trouble. I have a different sense of humor......
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher....
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first...
Having considered my own demise, I have decided I would prefer to pass like my grandfather, peaceful and quietly in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like everybody else in the car.
I'm looking forward to the USPS finding my .308 barrel/$270 money order that was sent to a custom gun machinist in Montana by Priority Mail 2 weeks ago that hasn't shown up yet! :mad::mad::mad:
Last year,a after 75 years, I finally came up with the perfect (for me, anyways) New Years resolution.
To date, I've been 100% successful!
"Drink more, care less"! ;)
Happy New Year to you and yours!