Yeah nothing passive aggressive about 1) remaining silent about your demands 2) then quietly stalking the offender 3) then exacting revenge anonymously 4) with the help of a neighbor.
That's a lot of handling of poop by a couple different people for a little bit of passive-aggressive revenge. Wouldn't happen anywhere else other than the PNW.
Invest $400,000,000 spread around in low risk commodities and mutual funds. Invest $50,000,000 on a mid-risk/higher reward portfolio. Live simply and comfortably and travel/fish on the remaining $15,000,000 for the next 30-40 years.
The boomer mentality. Your generation dumped a giant mess onto future generations and just looks the other way. The least you could do is accept a little responsibility.
It's a franchise. Better off using the local mom and pop anyway. They certainly need the business more.
Good thing you know your way around the underside of a Ram.
I like to play guitar and eat tacos. Used to collect guitars and had a ton but now I just have my favorite necessities for recording. '80 Rick, 58' LG1, '84 Strat, '63 Jag