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How are they table-wise? I've never eaten one.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hang their food from a tree. Yo Mama's so fat, her memory foam mattress drinks to forget. Yo mama's so nasty, she put on some Secret and it told on her. The earth actually used to be flat....until they buried yo mama. Yo mama's so fat, she...

For any of you SW WA or NW OR folks who like whisk(e)y, I’m hosting a tasting next Saturday, the 25th at Washougal Times at 3pm. I’d love to see you there.

I'm a little biased toward Bushmills, particularly the 16-year Single Malt. Double matured in both ex-bourbon and oloroso sherry casks, then finished in port casks. But then, I once worked for the brand. I've had the Writer's Tears. A fine whiskey by any standard.

There are three moles in a tunnel. The first mole says "I smell sugar." The second mole says "I smell cinnamon." The third mole says "I smell molasses."

A couple had been married for 25 years. During that time, every morning upon waking up, the husband had ripped a huge, thunderous, horrific fart. The wife says to him after a particularly rancid one, "you're going to fart your guts out one of these days". He laughs it off. The following morning...

I really don't understand the bourbon craze. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the category and there are some exceptional examples, but I think it lacks the depth and character of other categories such as scotch. I love Irish whiskey as well, but scotch will always be what whisk(e)y is all...

Isn't the character's first name Harry? "Harry Hole"? **snicker**

If you're staying in Battle Ground, I highly recommend Barrel Mountain Brewing. Exceptional beer and great food. They offer burgers, sandwiches, salads, wings, a few larger plate entrees and a variety of appetizers. If you like sushi, Sushi Ninja in East Vancouver does it right and has great...

Cottage pie with old vine Zinfandel.

Why are murders so hard to solve in Alabama? The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.

I started dating a female meteorologist. It's nice having a woman who's wrong most of the time.

why don't rednecks circumcise their infant sons? Later in life, it will give them a place to keep their chew while they're eating lunch.

A pirate walks into a bar... Bartender: "Hey there, Cap'n! It's been a while! Man, you look terrible." Pirate: "Aye. It's been a rough coupla years. But I'm doing fine." Bartender: "Well, last time I saw you, you didn't have the wooden leg. What happened there?" Pirate: "Aye, well you see, I...

While impressive, that fish is bait compared to some of the kamloops rainbows that I've seen come out of Pend Oreille.

Zakk Wylde was Ozzy's lead guitarist. He went off to form his own band (Black Label Society) as lead vocalist/guitar. This is his tribute song to Ozzy. 🥲🤘❤️

The only running I'm gonna do on Saturday morning is to the shitter.