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    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    Also used on IBS cases as it is an intestine blocker that allows food to pass through unabsorbed. The joke is a commentary on the rash of formerly "+-size" Hollywood personalities, both men and women, showing up with "dramatic weight loss" and the list is only getting bigger. But don't worry...
  2. J

    Leap Year Fiasco

    Et tu, _WW_.😅
  3. J

    Leap Year Fiasco

    Julius Caesar Another fun fact: He came up with the idea long before it was realized that the earth orbits the sun, not vice versa. Whoops! Sounds like the start of another post.😮
  4. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    Weathergal responding to news anchor's complaints about her report: Wah, wah, wah! Somebody call a wah-mbulance.
  5. J

    Leap Year Fiasco

    Stupid universe, can't make freakin' solar system that obeys humanistic hubris. Where do I find a new one?
  6. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    Ozempic: The Official Sponsor of Hollywood 😑
  7. J

    What are you listening to?

    Awaiting an Aristocrats bomb today, a release that centers around the concept of........ducks. With these guys, you never know what you're going to get. Usually jaw dropping  and hilarious.
  8. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    What about Drum Solo?😉
  9. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    Warning: Alligator mating season! If attacked, Fake orgasm.
  10. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    M. Hedburg: "I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to, too."
  11. J

    What's in your vise?

    I got one of those too.😂
  12. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    (b) applied here as it was around rush hour and all other lanes were virtually stopped. I was also thru traffic and not looking for any exit. I guess the officer thought I was being too controlling? I mean, I was driving my '94 Corvette. At any rate, water long gone under a bridge far away.✌
  13. J

    Anybody fishing furled leaders ?

    I have used them to no noticeable effect on my catch ratio*, mostly on stillwater and nymphing situations but also on a 7 1/2 ft 3 wt fishing drys. Greatly prefer the ones that come with a small tippet ring pre-attached. *Yeah, right...zero is still zero. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.😁
  14. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    Drugs aren't the best things. But they do sorta compensate for not having them.
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    NW Fly Tyer & Fly Fishing Expo - March 8-9 in Albany, OR - We will be there!

    I am looking at Friday. Will bring along some of my work that some of you have been so curious to see.
  16. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    The officer was Trooper Zeller and was tempted to ask her how fast I would have to go to be considered speeding. It was I-5 in Seattle and had a long line of eager beavers stacked up behind me. So there.
  17. J

    What are you listening to?

    Was playing Steve Hackett and the Underworld Orchestra 'Metamorpheus' and the swallows that nest in the gutter system over the window and thus close to the sound system were singing along, inspired by the music apparently. Nice.
  18. J

    NFR Humor (No political jokes)

    I was once pulled over by a trooper and told I was basically obstructing traffic at 5 mph  over the speed limit. Go figure.
  19. J

    NFR NFL 2023 Season

    I learned a lot from the game. All the Lions need now is a pair of good edge rushers and a hot girl friend! Unfortunately, it also conditioned me to avert my eyes every time Travis Kelce made a play to avoid the inevitable follow-up shot. Yeesh!😈
  20. J

    Depth finder for lakes

    Don't you just hate it when your sonar tells you how many fish you're missing?😤
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