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I think that's his cousin Furious George.

I'm really excited to meet you all in person. I know Evan and Bill. Jerry D is like a brother to me. I don't think I've ever met anyone else. Stoked for good times and fellowship. That said, as far as food goes, I can fill any holes. I'm a decent camp chef too. I'm planning on giving Jerry all...

I'm up to date with The Madison now (3 episodes). Great show.

How many beans does it take to make Irish chili? 239. One more would make it too farty and nine less would make it too turdy.

Mrs O'Grady is sitting at home watching TV one evening when she hears a knock at the door. She walks to the door, opens it, and sees her husband's best friend standing there alone. "Seamus", she says. "Where's me husband? You two went on a tour to the Guinness Brewery." Seamus replies, "Aye...

Seamus & Sean are walking home from the pub. Both of them are unemployed so they keep an eye out for any job leads. They pass by a sign that reads "Tree Fellers Wanted". Seamus lets out a groan and says, "'Tis a shame. There's only two of us."

I’ve been watching Marshals and the new season of Outlander. Both excellent thus far. Need to check out Madison.

Superstitions are more of a fun tongue-in-cheek kind of thing. I don’t take them seriously…except maybe the Broncos jersey thing…

I'm not a very superstitious guy, but I do have a few: - Every NFL season, I wear my jersey for every Broncos game from the pre-season until their season ends, and I don't wash it until their season ends. - Bananas are not allowed on my boat. - On the way to the Deschutes from Portland on Hwy...

Not sure if he's a member on this forum. He was/is over at WFF.

The guy in that video looks strikingly similar to OrangeRadish.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she...

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting...

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower. At 1:00 a.m...

What do you get if you mix fish DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of SeaWorld.

I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy at the lot asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I said "No. I'll probably put it in the living room".

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $2.23. In Barbados, a slice of pie will run you $3.17. In the Dominican Republic, a slice of pie is $2.97. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I've always called it "Azz Wrecka".

I'm starting to feel like there's some kind of inside joke going on here....