NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
I have way more vests, slings, chest packs etc than I should, but I still ogle offerings sometimes in the shops. I reject many though because I feel like a commando, as in the pic above. I guess I consider it a gentle sport, thus I try for simple. But dammit, I do like carrying some stuff.
 
Dloy said:
I have way more vests, slings, chest packs etc than I should, but I still ogle offerings sometimes in the shops. I reject many though because I feel like a commando, as in the pic above. I guess I consider it a gentle sport, thus I try for simple. But dammit, I do like carrying some stuff.
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Which picture is AI? 😄
 
Seamus & Sean are walking home from the pub. Both of them are unemployed so they keep an eye out for any job leads. They pass by a sign that reads "Tree Fellers Wanted".

Seamus lets out a groan and says, "'Tis a shame. There's only two of us."
 
Mrs O'Grady is sitting at home watching TV one evening when she hears a knock at the door. She walks to the door, opens it, and sees her husband's best friend standing there alone.

"Seamus", she says. "Where's me husband? You two went on a tour to the Guinness Brewery."

Seamus replies, "Aye. We did. There was a terrible accident at the brewery though, I'm afraid."

"Well...what happened?"

Seamus replies, "Well, ye see, your husband fell into a giant vat of Guinness and I'm afraid he drowned as a result."

"Oh dear Jaysus!" she exclaimed. "Did he go quickly?"

"Not really, no. He got out three times to 'ave a pish."
 
Breck said:
How many beans does it take to make Irish chili?



239. One more would make it too farty and nine less would make it too turdy.
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You said "turdy"!! Yes I am 13 yo!
 
I called one of my doctor's offices, 10 minutes ago.. after going through a few prompts...

"You are the 48th caller!" Needless to say, I left a message and will feel lucky to get a callback in the next year! I will suggest that they hire a few more people! Hey... I happen to need a job! Would you like my resume! LOL!
 
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