NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
RE: Knife Jokes

Now I know why people shoot each other.😑😎

Watching one of the lesser Baldwin brothers start a dialog with "Whenever I'm not acting...", the thought "I thought that's what you did when you were supposed to be acting!" jumped into my head and cracked me up.😁
 
Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first says, “I’ll have H2O.”
The second says, “I’ll have H2O, too.”

Bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
 
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