NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[timlind]

I asked my trainer at the gym what is the best machine to use to pick up women. He told me the ATM machine.

 

[Jack Devlin]

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[JudyM]

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That will probably take care of those Hemmie's on the way out.

 

[JudyM]

I want to get a bigger horn on my Ford, the original is so dinky:

 

[Dloy]

I worked with an eccentric who bought a five pitch Airchime locomotive horn at their factory in Connecticut and two tickets (1 for the horn) on the train to San Francisco, where our ship was docked. The engineers helped him hook it to a compressor and blow it. The whole ship vibrated. Down stream a mile someone lowered a train bridge that was always left open for boat traffic. He later installed in into an old army ambulance here in Seattle. It was extremely loud anywhere near it.

 

[Mukman]

Shout out to my grandmother.

It’s the only way she can hear.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Shout out to my grandmother.

It’s the only way she can hear.

My mom is 98. If anyone gets it I sure do.

 

[Mukman]

Pickleballs. They’re really big dills!

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Joe Pine? Now that’s funny

 

[bobduck]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

I woke up in a cold sweat thinking I had overslept and was late for work.

But then I realized I was at work, so everything was OK.

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mukman]

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but most of them don’t work.

 

[Trout Trekker]