NFR Humor

[Mukman]

I walked into the hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. I asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?”

She said, “No, it kills them.”

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Otter]

I heard the range depends on how long an extension cord you use.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

A wife, standing in front of the mirror, tells her husband, "My skin is wrinkled, my legs are bowed, my hair is gray... I look like an old lady... Please say something to me that might make me feel better about myself"....... The husband's reply...."Your eyesight is still perfect."

 

[iveofione]

....... The husband's reply...."Your eyesight is still perfect."

......said by a short fat bald husband with dorky high school era tattoos.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

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[DanielOcean]

 

[Mukman]

English is a very weird language. Read and lead rhyme, and so do read and lead.

But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.