NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[bobduck]

And... my dog is so lazy he has to lean up against a tree just to bark.

 

[Dloy]

 

[Mossback]

"But you haven't tried ozempic"

Ozempic hasn't tried me.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

" My wife and me were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

"I haven't spoken to my wife for 20 years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

"Marriage ...It's not a word, it's a sentence."...

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

Rodney tried stand up as a kid. He failed and ended up selling aluminum siding. At age 40 he tried standup again... and soon became a rich and famous comedian/ movie star. I can only imagine the experience of having Rodney Dangerfield trying to sell me aluminum siding for my house.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Peyton00]

We salute you!

 

[mark wlker]

 

[wanderingrichard]

Yeah, it's like this, here

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Mukman]

I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom”.

I’m finding it difficult to walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely.

Apologies to Dloy for the repeat - it was so good it had to be said twice.

 

[Dloy]

Apologies to Dloy for the repeat - it was so good it had to be said twice.

No problem. In Spring I camp with the same crew of 40 years now. Some stories never grow old. Once in a while a new one comes along.

 

[Parabola]

Seen at the Potato Shed,

Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than trying to put it back in.

I can confirm this after bagging multiple cats for vet visits.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mukman]

It is very rare to see a flying carp. Seeing an osprey hitching a ride on a flying carp is incredible.

 

[Snopro]

Osprey telemarking on a flying capr.