They were running a BOGO on low-holing, and every customer gets a free piss on your leg while telling you it's raining with every order.
I had the day off today, so thought I would go on down to one of the Portland rivers and see if I could get some casting practice in. Maybe even swing up a steelhead. I was looking forward to a nice day, watching the eagles and enjoying the river, while I hiked down to the run. There were two gear guys in the upper run already. We chit chatted about how the fishing has been, and what they were using, and I kept going down to the lower run. Had a nice chat with one of the regulars as he was walking out. Water is low and clear, he said, but worth a shot.
So, I start at the top of the run, which is maybe a quarter of a mile long. Stepping and swinging, and this drifter with three guys pulls in and drops anchor 75 feet below me. Then they start flinging their bobbers and jigs. Dick move, but whatever, I'm not gonna let it ruin my day. So, I'm stepping and swinging and starting to get close, and they pull anchor. Cool, they're leaving...oh motherfucker, they dropped anchor another 50 feet down. So, I'm stepping and swing and starting to get close, and go ahead and reel up. I walk down and around them, and tell them I'll just drop in below them so they don't feel crowded.
After I finish out the run, I head back up to the now open upper run. Nobody else in sight, way up a ways, and down through the lower run. Eagles are doing their thing, clouds look great on the hills. Two guys in a drifter are coming down the middle of the run. No big deal, they'll just float on through, and clang goes the anchor. Straight in front of me. Guy in front tosses his bobber out, and I say c'mon guys, you have a boat and the whole river and you have to stop right here?? Guy rowing says we're not fishing, we're just rigging. I point at the other guy, what do you mean, he's fishing. rower: what, are you fishing this water right here? me: bombs the cast of a lifetime five feet from his boat. rower: I'm just rigging, can I rig here? me: you heard what I asked. In the end, I got a partial win - front guy stopped fishing while rower tied the world's slowest knot.
I finished out the run, and had a real nice chat with a couple of gear guys on the bank. Cool guys. And then I dropped by the hospital where my wife has been visiting a friend, and had some good pizza with her, so the day is definitely looking up. But seriously, a wide open river, and some people just have to stir the pot.
I had the day off today, so thought I would go on down to one of the Portland rivers and see if I could get some casting practice in. Maybe even swing up a steelhead. I was looking forward to a nice day, watching the eagles and enjoying the river, while I hiked down to the run. There were two gear guys in the upper run already. We chit chatted about how the fishing has been, and what they were using, and I kept going down to the lower run. Had a nice chat with one of the regulars as he was walking out. Water is low and clear, he said, but worth a shot.
So, I start at the top of the run, which is maybe a quarter of a mile long. Stepping and swinging, and this drifter with three guys pulls in and drops anchor 75 feet below me. Then they start flinging their bobbers and jigs. Dick move, but whatever, I'm not gonna let it ruin my day. So, I'm stepping and swinging and starting to get close, and they pull anchor. Cool, they're leaving...oh motherfucker, they dropped anchor another 50 feet down. So, I'm stepping and swing and starting to get close, and go ahead and reel up. I walk down and around them, and tell them I'll just drop in below them so they don't feel crowded.
After I finish out the run, I head back up to the now open upper run. Nobody else in sight, way up a ways, and down through the lower run. Eagles are doing their thing, clouds look great on the hills. Two guys in a drifter are coming down the middle of the run. No big deal, they'll just float on through, and clang goes the anchor. Straight in front of me. Guy in front tosses his bobber out, and I say c'mon guys, you have a boat and the whole river and you have to stop right here?? Guy rowing says we're not fishing, we're just rigging. I point at the other guy, what do you mean, he's fishing. rower: what, are you fishing this water right here? me: bombs the cast of a lifetime five feet from his boat. rower: I'm just rigging, can I rig here? me: you heard what I asked. In the end, I got a partial win - front guy stopped fishing while rower tied the world's slowest knot.
I finished out the run, and had a real nice chat with a couple of gear guys on the bank. Cool guys. And then I dropped by the hospital where my wife has been visiting a friend, and had some good pizza with her, so the day is definitely looking up. But seriously, a wide open river, and some people just have to stir the pot.
