Half-eaten Clif bar (UPDATE: FULLY EATEN)

Matt B

Matt B

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I have half a Clif bar left from a river float. Chocolate chip. It’s not the same one as from a long time ago, so don’t worry. It‘s a new one. There might be a little more than half since I really only took one bite, but I don’t want to overestimate its condition or value. Half a Clif bar. $2.00 obo. Local pickup only.
 
Freestone currently leads the bidding on this one of a kind, sustainable second-life item.
 
Yard Sale said:
Approximately how many chocolate chips are left? Thats where the money is.
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There are anywhere between 6 and 66 chocolate chips remaining in the nutritious, delicious extruded matrix of this half eaten Clif bar.
 
Matt B said:
Do what ya gotta do but when you get X-ray vision or advanced chocolate chip sensing technology please let me know and I’ll update the post.
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That's better, we do need photos, just to be sure it's the genuine article and you're not just some scammer out to make a quick buck.

cheers
 
People, it’s your old buddy Matt B here. I’m no scammer or rip-off artist. I just don’t want the remainder of this classic edible extrusion to go to waste.

I’m getting a lot of inquiries and offers via PM. Thanks for all the interest. A deal is in the works but I won’t take this down until it’s final.
 
Matt B said:
Do what ya gotta do but when you get X-ray vision or advanced chocolate chip sensing technology please let me know and I’ll update the post.
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Hmm, I am suspicious now. That Cliff Bar looks much too new! According to the original post, it expired in 2008. Are you sure your name isn’t Mike M? 😂
 
Freestone said:
Hmm, I am suspicious now. That Cliff Bar looks much too new! According to the original post, it expired in 2008. Are you sure your name isn’t Mike M? 😂
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I will tell you what I am sure of—the value of slightly used, highly shelf stable processed food products.

The aforementioned deal didn’t work out. Half a Clif bar is still available.
 
Matt B said:
I will tell you what I am sure of—the value of slightly used, highly shelf stable processed food products.

The aforementioned deal didn’t work out. Half a Clif bar is still available.
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I’m not sure that I can afford a half of a vintage Cliff Bar or the hospital bill that is sure to follow. Would you be willing to sell a 1/4 of it? If not, maybe someone else would like to share a hospital room with me!
 
Freestone said:
I’m not sure that I can afford a half of a vintage Cliff Bar or the hospital bill that is sure to follow. Would you be willing to sell a 1/4 of it?
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Done deal.
1/4 Clif bar remains available!
 
Gary Knowels said:
Are you accepting trades?

I have a 1/3 full bottle of plochmans yellow mustard in my fridge. It has aged to perfection in the 3.2 years it's been there. "Best by" date of 04/2020.
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Intriguing offer. Are there extra firm, ochre colored bits clinging around the rim?
 
some questions:

1. Has this been well used or just lawn cast?
2. Did you buy this as a backup for when your friends or family fish with you?
3. Or did you purchase it for that once in a lifetime trip that never happened?
4. Why are you selling? Do you have several clif bars in that size already and this is not getting the use it deserves?
5. Can you post more pics please?
6. Are you willing to ship? You covering PayPal fees?
 
Wayne Kohan said:
some questions:

1. Has this been well used or just lawn cast?
2. Did you buy this as a backup for when your friends or family fish with you?
3. Or did you purchase it for that once in a lifetime trip that never happened?
4. Why are you selling? Do you have several clif bars in that size already and this is not getting the use it deserves?
5. Can you post more pics please?
6. Are you willing to ship? You covering PayPal fees?
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I’m selling it because Clif bars are fucking gross!
 
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