Bass flies for stumpy water?

I keep seeing this thread title since it’s top of this sub forum and thinking that if I ever became a bluesman I’d take the name of Stumpy Waters.
You could sing the blues about getting hung up and having to break off your line, and about hooking a big ole fish and losing it in the stumps.
 
For bass fishing, the first song should be the "Cold Front Blues."

When you're fishin' in the mornin'
After a cold and windy night,
No matter if you're rich or poor,
You can't buy a bite...

Or... for those fishy, cloudy mornings, there's "Big Bass Poppers" (to the tune of "Cheap Sunglasses"):

When you're fishin' in the mornin'
And those clouds they fill the sky,
It's that glorious condition
Gets the mojo flyin' high.
Don't even mess around
With them Clousers or hoppers
Go get yo-self some Big Bass Poppers!

And yes, just about all my bass fishin' verses start out with "fishin' in the mornin" or something very close.
 
For bass fishing, the first song should be the "Cold Front Blues."

When you're fishin' in the mornin'
After a cold and windy night,
No matter if you're rich or poor,
You can't buy a bite...

Or... for those fishy, cloudy mornings, there's "Big Bass Poppers" (to the tune of "Cheap Sunglasses"):

When you're fishin' in the mornin'
And those clouds they fill the sky,
It's that glorious condition
Gets the mojo flyin' high.
Don't even mess around
With them Clousers or hoppers
Go get yo-self some Big Bass Poppers!

And yes, just about all my bass fishin' verses start out with "fishin' in the mornin" or something very close.
I don't know what your day job is Shad, but if it doesn't work out you might have a new career opportunity writing jingles!
 
I ended up ordering some stuff from Big Y and received my order today - #2 clousers in various colors, some 1/0 bunny clousers, several colors of surf candy in 3/0, some crayfish bunnies in 2/0, and several different types of divers - chartruse Dahlberg diver, big red/black pike divers, red/white deer hair divers, and some big ass swimming water dogs.
 
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