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Obviously it has become a (cult?) XMas classic. I did read somewhere that the initial story was rejected (by the money I presume) so the re-write was centered on the Christmas season.
The debate continues, but it’s trivial at best.
I will say this, and I’m sure nearly everyone here will agree, Bruce Willis has been an incredible actor whom won’t likely be replaced. I wish him well but the outlook isn’t good. Another guy I would like to have met.
 
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Total sidebar, and I’m sure some can echo: To my girls: Pay extra attention to the bad guy. If you want to hate him, he did his job well. None of these guys are evil in real life. Most are the nicest guys you’d ever meet. Example Danny Trajo: Machete, but gentle as a lamb in real life.
Related maybe, if you try: “The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.” If I have a mantra, this is it. It can be bent in various ways.
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Total sidebar, and I’m sure some can echo: To my girls: Pay extra attention to the bad guy. If you want to hate him, he did his job well. None of these guys are evil in real life. Most are the nicest guys you’d ever meet. Example Danny Trajo: Machete, but gentle as a lamb in real life.
Related maybe, if you try: “The palace of wisdom comes from the road of excess.” If I have a mantra, this is it. It can be bent in various ways.
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I have made many good meals from Danny Trejo's cookbook: Trejo's Tacos.
 
Dloy said:
Obviously it has become a (cult?) XMas classic. I did read somewhere that the initial story was rejected (by the money I presume) so the re-write was centered on the Christmas season.
The debate continues, but it’s trivial at best.
I will say this, and I’m sure nearly everyone here will agree, Bruce Willis has been an incredible actor whom won’t likely be replaced. I wish him well but the outlook isn’t good. Another guy I would like to have met.
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Another sidebar .....My neighbor's grandson, Jake Sandvig, played the part of Willis' son in the movie "The story of us". My neighbor got the opportunity to be near the set when the movie was made and got to meet Bruce Willis but I think he was more excited to meet Michelle Pfeiffer. Go figure.
 
True story.

i was at my doctors for the annual physical. She asked how I lost the weight since the last physical.

I told her I went on a Seafood diet, and she started laughing.

I had to tell her no I went on a Seafood diet: Salmon three times a week, shrimp three times a week, and lobster on one night a week. No carbs, just spinach, brocolli, or salad with the seafood.

Oh, and plenty of garlic, but I suspect she noticed the garlic part.
 
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he said, "OK, you can ask for something but it has to be for someone other than yourself. What do you want for Christmas?""Something for my mother," said the young lady."Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you," smiled Santa, "What do you want me to bring her?"Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law."
 
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