NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Mossback]

 

[albula]

Seen on a bathroom door at Sea Tac while on the way to Norway.

 

[Zak]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

A car mechanic approached a surgeon at a cocktail party. He says "So you can transplant a heart, but how much harder can that be from me removing and replacing a carburetor?" The surgeon says, "Can you replace a carburetor while the engine is still running?"

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[mark wlker]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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I am so sick of lies . It is never free, you have to finish it.

 

[Dave G]

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That reminds me of a tee shirt that my mother had that read: I'm secretly correcting your grammar.

I put that right up there with using the word literally incorrectly. It makes my mind literally explode. No, wait...

 

[iveofione]

That reminds me of a tee shirt that my mother had that read: I'm secretly correcting your grammar.

I put that right up there with using the word literally incorrectly. It makes my mind literally explode. No, wait..

Dave, don't be intimidated by the linguists. You were using literally right all along. Literally......

 

[Mukman]

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the very first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the very first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.

A very infrequent occurance in my lifetime . But then I have few friends.

 

[cascadian]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

What word rhymes with "elephant" ?????...........Never mind its irrelevant.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

What word rhymes with "elephant" ?????...........Never mind its irrelevant.

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