NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I am apolitical as they come.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I went for a job interview today. The guy asked me "What do you think is your biggest weakness? I answered..."I am too honest"...the guy says "I don't think that is a weakness"..I said "I don't give a f#%k what you think."

 

[bobduck]

Old guy sitting in a bar leans over and says to a younger guy sitting next to him and says I f**ked your mother. Young guy says Go home dad, you're drunk.

 

[Mukman]

My son was just born. Another dad at the hospital said his daughter was born yesterday, and said that maybe they’d marry someday.

Yeah. Like my son is going to marry someone twice his age.

 

[Jim F.]

Either that or their heads are "Plum Hollow." . . .

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Either that or their heads are "Plum Hollow." . . .

That would make an apropos housing development name in this county

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled correctly is still spelled incorrectly.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Yard Sale]

Happy Canada day!

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Fourbtgait]

 

[Mukman]

I wanted to come up with a carpentry pun, and finally came up with one that woodwork.

I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I wanted to come up with a carpentry pun, and finally came up with one that woodwork.

I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

Plane and simple

 

[_WW_]

I wanted to come up with a carpentry pun, and finally came up with one that woodwork.

I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

What a stud!

 

[wanderingrichard]

What a stud!

Yeah. One day he might be found dead under a snow tire

 

[Dloy]

Baby I’m board.

 

[2MANY]

What a stud!

Hear the one about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?

 

[Porter2]

If these well crafted puns don’t finish soon….I’m getting hammered!!!